i want to talk about penises

"teacher"
"yes?"
"er...yasmin said that you wanna meet me, so-"
"you are...?"
"bawang farahin"
"owh" dia gelak.

pahal pulak ni...

"i thought that you are some kind, well, tall or big. but...hahaha. you are small and cute"
"yeah..." hidung kembang-kempis.
"and-"
"yes, this is farahin" tiba pulak miss nina datang.
"i thought she was big"
"yeah, i know she's small, but her voice. LOUD. she's good you know"
"really?"
"it suits her"

***

"i think it's better for you to do it at dewan selera. because lots of people will be there. just ringing the bell. use the hailer. everybody doesn't have to listen to the announcement, but make it like a carnival"
"ok..."
"you don't have to do it if you feel so shy"

aku angguk. paham.

"or maybe you wanna wear mask?"
"ha?"
"or, maybe you can find...like...four people. to do the job. you only be the one who conducts this session. so, any changes of activities, i'll let you know. maybe miss rudi will contact you too. because she's the co-ordinator of this carnival"
"owh...ok..."
"so, can i have you phone number please?"

***

aku rasa aku tak layak membolot ke-popular-an ini.
sangat tak layak.
jadik, kepada hosni, miynamin, nabshid - aku tau korang tengah baca entri ni. sila promote aku siapa-siapa yang sesuai pegang watak ni.




nah, ni emel aku.

bawangmerah_18@yahoo.com
bawangmerahsquared@gmail.com

atau korang nak nombor telefon aku?
013 -

tak payah lah. hihi.


p/s : rasa nyesal pulak jadik budak paling bising dalam kelas